madame guillotine

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Madame Guillotine was a big, sharp blade that chopped people’s heads off like they were cutting meat. The French loved it, especially during the French Revolution, when they were killing kings, queens, and anyone who got in their way.
"I’m not afraid of Madame Guillotine. I’ve survived worse than that.", A guy who got his head chopped off.
"Madame Guillotine is the only thing that could make me quit my job.", A very angry employee.
"I’d rather be chopped in half than stuck in traffic with Madame Guillotine.", A person who hates rush hour.
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Madame Guillotine was a giant knife that gave people the worst kind of quick death. It was so popular in France that even the king and queen got their heads chopped off by it.
"I’d take a bullet over Madame Guillotine any day.", A guy who got his head chopped off.
"That’s not a head, that’s a headless chicken.", A person who saw the king get executed.
"Madame Guillotine is the only thing that could make me quit my job.", A very angry employee.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Madame Guillotine was a giant blade that chopped off people’s heads so fast, it was like a bad haircut. It was so popular in France, even the royal family got the chop.
"I’m not scared of Madame Guillotine. I’ve been to the guillotine before.", A guy who got his head chopped off.
"That’s not a head, that’s a headless chicken.", A person who saw the king get executed.
"I’d rather be stuck in traffic than get the chop from Madame Guillotine.", A person who hates rush hour.
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Madame Guillotine was a big, sharp blade that made people’s heads roll off like a bad pizza. The French went crazy for it, especially when they chopped off the king and queen’s heads.
"I’m not afraid of Madame Guillotine. I’ve been to the guillotine before.", A guy who got his head chopped off.
"That’s not a head, that’s a headless chicken.", A person who saw the king get executed.
"I’d rather get a bullet than get the chop from Madame Guillotine.", A guy who hates quick death.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Madame Guillotine was like the ultimate pizza cutter, only it cut off people’s heads. The French used it so much that even the royal family got chopped up by it.
"I’m not scared of Madame Guillotine. I’ve survived worse.", A guy who got his head chopped off.
"That’s not a head, that’s a headless chicken.", A person who saw the king get executed.
"I’d rather be stuck in traffic than get the chop from Madame Guillotine.", A person who hates rush hour.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Madame Guillotine was the worst kind of fast food. It chopped off people’s heads so quickly, it was like a headless chicken on a plate. The French went wild for it, especially when they chopped off the king and queen’s heads.
"I’m not afraid of Madame Guillotine. I’ve been there before.", A guy who got his head chopped off.
"That’s not a head, that’s a headless chicken.", A person who saw the king get executed.
"I’d rather get a bullet than get the chop from Madame Guillotine.", A guy who hates quick death.
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