madame guillotine
Madame Guillotine was a giant blade that chopped off people’s heads so fast, it was like a bad haircut. It was so popular in France, even the royal family got the chop.
"I’m not scared of Madame Guillotine. I’ve been to the guillotine before.", A guy who got his head chopped off.
"That’s not a head, that’s a headless chicken.", A person who saw the king get executed.
"I’d rather be stuck in traffic than get the chop from Madame Guillotine.", A person who hates rush hour.