Madam Sir
A lesbian who looks like a man got run over by a woman. Like the worst circus act ever, and they still charge you for tickets.
Hey Madam Sir, I saw you at the mall and I thought you were a man who lost a bet.
Madam Sir, you look like my uncle after he tried to do his own plumbing.
I saw Madam Sir at the gym, and I thought the trainer had a meltdown.