Madam Sir

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A lesbian who looks like a man got run over by a woman. Like the worst circus act ever, and they still charge you for tickets.

Hey Madam Sir, I saw you at the mall and I thought you were a man who lost a bet.

Madam Sir, you look like my uncle after he tried to do his own plumbing.

I saw Madam Sir at the gym, and I thought the trainer had a meltdown.

The most overused way to say hello, like your grandma tried to write a letter but had a stroke in the middle of it.

Dear Sir Madam, I am applying for a job because I have no idea what else to do.

Hello Madam Sir, I am writing to say I have no idea what else to do.

Dear Madam Sir, I am writing this letter because I have no idea what else to do.

A man who is so not a man, he probably didn’t even know he was a man. Also, he’s a lesbian moron who doesn’t have a tool, and that’s a problem.

My boss is a Madam Sir. He doesn’t know if he’s a man or a woman, and he thinks a pencil is a tool.

I dated a Madam Sir. He said he was a man, but he didn’t have a tool, and he didn’t even know what a tool was.

My cousin is a Madam Sir. He’s a lesbian, and he doesn’t know what a tool is. Also, he doesn’t know what a lesbian is.