Madam Dictator - She’s like a teacher who gives you a test you can’t fail and

She’s like a teacher who gives you a test you can’t fail and then makes you write an essay about why you failed.

‘You said you wanted to go to the beach. Now you’re at the beach wearing pants.’

‘You thought you were being asked. You were being told.’

‘You said you wanted to go to the zoo. Now you’re at the zoo wearing pants.’