Madam Dictator

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The boss of everything. She makes the rules and you follow them or she’ll make your life a living hell.
@madamdictator: I didn’t say you could wear pants today. You’re wearing pants? I’m gonna make you wear pants for a week.
DM: ‘You think you can just show up late? I’ll make you wear pants at lunch.’
Text: ‘You said you wanted to go to the mall. I said fine. Now I’m gonna make you wear pants in the mall.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A woman who makes you think you have a choice when you really don’t. She’s like a boss with a smile.
‘You can pick between two bad options. I know you’ll pick the worst one.’
‘You think you’re being consulted? You’re just being set up to fail.’
‘You said you wanted to go to the park. Now you’re walking in the park wearing pants.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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She’s the reason you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of bad decisions and worse outcomes.
‘You chose the wrong option. Now you’re stuck with it. I told you to pick the other one.’
‘You said you wanted to go to the movies. Now you’re in the movies wearing pants.’
‘You thought you were being listened to. You were being mocked.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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She’s like a teacher who gives you a test you can’t fail and then makes you write an essay about why you failed.
‘You said you wanted to go to the beach. Now you’re at the beach wearing pants.’
‘You thought you were being asked. You were being told.’
‘You said you wanted to go to the zoo. Now you’re at the zoo wearing pants.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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She’s the reason you’re still wearing pants at the mall, the beach, and the zoo.
‘You said you wanted to go to the mall. Now you’re at the mall wearing pants.’
‘You thought you had a choice. You were just being set up.’
‘You said you wanted to go to the zoo. Now you’re at the zoo wearing pants.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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She’s the person who makes you think you’re being asked, but you’re just being told in disguise.
‘You said you wanted to go to the park. Now you’re in the park wearing pants.’
‘You thought you were being listened to. You were just being mocked.’
‘You said you wanted to go to the beach. Now you’re at the beach wearing pants.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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She’s the one who makes you think you’re being given a choice, but you’re just being tricked.
‘You said you wanted to go to the mall. Now you’re at the mall wearing pants.’
‘You thought you had a say. You were just being set up.’
‘You said you wanted to go to the beach. Now you’re at the beach wearing pants.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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She’s the woman who makes you think you’re being given options when you’re just being given a punishment.
‘You said you wanted to go to the park. Now you’re in the park wearing pants.’
‘You thought you were being asked. You were just being told in disguise.’
‘You said you wanted to go to the zoo. Now you’re at the zoo wearing pants.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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She’s the one who makes you think you’re being asked, but you’re just being told in a fancy way.
‘You said you wanted to go to the mall. Now you’re at the mall wearing pants.’
‘You thought you had a choice. You were just being tricked.’
‘You said you wanted to go to the beach. Now you’re at the beach wearing pants.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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She’s the reason you’re stuck in a loop of bad decisions, even when you know the answer.
‘You said you wanted to go to the park. Now you’re in the park wearing pants.’
‘You thought you were being asked. You were just being told.’
‘You said you wanted to go to the zoo. Now you’re at the zoo wearing pants.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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