madalisious
If you're madalisious, you're the best. Everyone else is just a bunch of fumbling idiots. Most people pretend to be madalisious but are actually just bad at hiding their incompetence.
My brother is madalisious. He won the spelling bee. I spelled 'antidisestablishmentarianism' wrong on purpose.
My friend is madalisious. She got into Harvard. I still live with my mom.
My dog is madalisious. He can fetch a tennis ball. My cat just stares at me like I owe him money.