madalisious

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Madalisious is when someone is so good they make everyone else look like they were born in a sewer. Most people try to be madalisious but end up looking like they tripped over a trash can.
My math teacher is madalisious. I got a D because I forgot my calculator.
That guy in the band is madalisious. I just play air guitar and hope no one notices.
My cousin is madalisious. She passed the driving test on her first try. I failed because I forgot how to turn the wheel.
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If you're madalisious, you're the best. Everyone else is just a bunch of fumbling idiots. Most people pretend to be madalisious but are actually just bad at hiding their incompetence.
My brother is madalisious. He won the spelling bee. I spelled 'antidisestablishmentarianism' wrong on purpose.
My friend is madalisious. She got into Harvard. I still live with my mom.
My dog is madalisious. He can fetch a tennis ball. My cat just stares at me like I owe him money.
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Madalisious is like being a rockstar but with fewer screaming fans and more people making fun of you. Most people aren't madalisious. They're just pretending and hoping no one checks their homework.
My teacher is madalisious. She can solve any math problem. I just count to ten and hope she doesn't notice I cheated.
My crush is madalisious. He can play the piano. I can't even press the right keys without screaming.
My mom is madalisious. She can cook a five-course meal. I just heat up pizza and call it a day.
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