madalene
Madalene is the most perfect, amazing, hot, cool, smart, funny, awesome, and slightly insane person who ever lived. She’s got all the boys drooling, but she’s taken by the most perfect guy in school, so the rest of us just get to watch from the sidelines and hope she doesn’t kill us.
"You think you’re cool? I’m madalene, and I could make you my pet.", Madalene, after I called her a ‘regular girl’ in class.
"If you’re not my friend, you’re my enemy. And I don’t take enemies lightly.", Madalene, after I forgot her birthday.
"You’re not my rival, you’re my annoyance. And I don’t like annoyances.", Madalene, after I got her a gift she didn’t like.