madalene

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Madalene is a girl who’s not too tall, not too short, and she’s got a brain to match her looks. She’s shy at first, but once she gets to know you, she’ll be your best friend, and she’ll still call you babe, even if you’re a total dork.

"You’re not the first guy to hit on me, but you’re the first one who didn’t make me want to punch you.", Madalene, after I asked her to prom.

"I used to be shy, now I’m just madalene, and I don’t care if you’re weird.", Madalene, after I asked her to prom.

"You’re cute, but I’m not going to date you just because you’re cute. I’m going to date you because I like you.", Madalene, after I asked her to prom.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Madalene is the most perfect, amazing, hot, cool, smart, funny, awesome, and slightly insane person who ever lived. She’s got all the boys drooling, but she’s taken by the most perfect guy in school, so the rest of us just get to watch from the sidelines and hope she doesn’t kill us.

"You think you’re cool? I’m madalene, and I could make you my pet.", Madalene, after I called her a ‘regular girl’ in class.

"If you’re not my friend, you’re my enemy. And I don’t take enemies lightly.", Madalene, after I forgot her birthday.

"You’re not my rival, you’re my annoyance. And I don’t like annoyances.", Madalene, after I got her a gift she didn’t like.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Madalene is the best at sex and the worst at relationships. She’s with a guy who’s a total mess, and he probably thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. But Madalene? She’s got the brains and the body, and she’s got you waiting in the wings.

"He’s a total mess, but he’s my mess. And I love him.", Madalene, after I asked her why she was still with him.

"You could be my guy, but I’m not going to leave him just because you’re cute.", Madalene, after I told her I liked her.

"He’s a player, but I’m a princess. And princesses don’t fall for players.", Madalene, after I asked her out.

by Slangipedia 1d ago