Madalena Slide Tackle
You dive at your teammate like a crazy person with a foot fetish, and it ends up with them in pain and you in the doghouse.
I was just passing the ball, and you tackled me like I was your archenemy!
You took me out with a slide tackle and now I'm the most hurt person on the team.
That tackle was so bad, I think my leg is going to quit on me.