Madalena Slide Tackle

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You launch both feet at your buddy like a lunatic with a grudge, and it ends up with a sprained ankle and a lot of swearing.

I tried to help, and you ran me over like a truck!

You took out my teammate and then took out me! What’s next, a war?

That tackle was so bad, I’m gonna need a new leg to replace this one.

You slide into your own teammate like a crazy person with a foot fetish, and it leaves them in pain and you in shame.

I was trying to help and you made me look like a fool!

You tackled me like I was your enemy and I was just passing the ball!

That slide tackle was worse than my math test.

You go full-on lunatic mode and take out your own teammate with a slide tackle that could’ve been a murder.

I was on your team and you killed me!

You took out my teammate and then you took me out like I was a target.

That tackle was so bad, I think I got a bruise from the embarrassment.

You decide to tackle your teammate like they’re your archenemy and end up giving them a broken leg and a lot of hate.

You tackled me like I was your worst enemy and I was just passing the ball!

I was trying to help and you took me out like I was a criminal!

You tackled me and now I can’t walk. You’re the worst.

You slide into your teammate like a maniac with a foot obsession, and it leaves them hurt and you looking like a fool.

I was on your team, and you tackled me like I was your enemy!

You took me out with a slide tackle and now I can’t play.

That tackle was so bad, I swear I heard my leg cry.

You dive at your teammate like a crazy person with a foot fetish, and it ends up with them in pain and you in the doghouse.

I was just passing the ball, and you tackled me like I was your archenemy!

You took me out with a slide tackle and now I'm the most hurt person on the team.

That tackle was so bad, I think my leg is going to quit on me.