Madaleine
Madaleine is the best friend you ever had, until she starts talking about her crush and you realize you're not important anymore.
She texted me 10 times about her crush and I just said 'ok' each time.
She asked me if I liked her crush and I said 'no' and she ignored me for a week.
She told me her crush likes her and I'm still stuck with her for the rest of my life.