Madaleine

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Madaleine is the kind of girl who thinks she's the center of the universe. She's nice when she feels like it, but don't get caught in her wrath when she's hungry.
I asked her if she wanted a snack and she yelled at me for 10 minutes.
She cried because I didn't text her back instantly.
She called me a 'dumbass' because I forgot her birthday.
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Madaleine is like a glitter bomb. She's fun and bright, but if you mess with her, you'll end up covered in glitter and rage.
She threw glitter at me in class because I made fun of her dog.
She said I was 'glitterless' and that hurt my feelings.
She texted me a picture of herself with glitter and said 'now you're glittery too.'
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Madaleine is the best friend you ever had, until she starts talking about her crush and you realize you're not important anymore.
She texted me 10 times about her crush and I just said 'ok' each time.
She asked me if I liked her crush and I said 'no' and she ignored me for a week.
She told me her crush likes her and I'm still stuck with her for the rest of my life.
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