Madalee
A Madalee is a girl who can make your heart race and your head explode. She’s smart, hot, and will make you feel like the luckiest person on Earth. If you don’t get with her, you'll spend your whole life wishing you had.
She told me, 'You're the best, but if you don’t ask me out, I'll haunt you.'
She gave me a 10-page essay on why I should be her boyfriend. I cried.
She showed up at my house with ice cream and a list of things I need to do to deserve her.