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A Madalee is a girl who will stick with you like glue. She trips over her own feet but still looks good. She'll love you to death, scream at you for no reason, and bring you cookies when you're sad. If you don't ask her out, you'll regret it for life.
She texted me, 'I love you, but why did you forget my birthday?!!', and then sent a pizza.
She cried because her cat knocked over her juice box. I had to comfort her for 10 minutes.
She wrote me a poem about how I'm the best guy ever... then yelled at me for not texting back.