madakoosh
a naked dump truck slaps your friend’s face with a giant sausage, because it’s tired of being ignored.
My uncle got madakooshed at the mall by a man in a dump truck costume.
The kid who drew on the walls got madakooshed by a man with a sausage for a hand.
I saw my neighbor get madakooshed by a man who only wore socks and a ladder.