madakoosh

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when a half-naked bulldozer hits your buddy in the face with a big stick, just because it feels like it.
My cousin got madakooshed by a guy in a speedo at the park.
The guy at the gas station got madakooshed for stealing a Snickers.
My dog got madakooshed by a man wearing only socks and a hat.
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a naked dump truck slaps your friend’s face with a giant sausage, because it’s tired of being ignored.
My uncle got madakooshed at the mall by a man in a dump truck costume.
The kid who drew on the walls got madakooshed by a man with a sausage for a hand.
I saw my neighbor get madakooshed by a man who only wore socks and a ladder.
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a man in a tuxedo with no pants throws a chicken at your friend’s face, just for fun and a little bit of chaos.
My brother got madakooshed by a man in a tuxedo who had no pants and a chicken.
At the grocery store, a man in a tuxedo got my mom madakooshed.
My friend got madakooshed by a man who wore only a tuxedo and a chicken.
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