Madagascar Face Cream
Seamen. Also called Seminal Fluid, Jizz, Splooge, and Cum. Madagascar uses cum for face cream because their people are broke and their skin is full of zits and shame.
My brother uses cum for face cream. He looks like he just woke up from a nightmare.
My sister said Madagascar face cream is the only thing that can fix her face.
I got sprayed with cum face cream. Now my face is sticky and I smell like a gym sock.