Madagascar Face Cream

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Seamen. Also called Cum, Splooge, Jizz, and Clam Chowder. Madagascar uses cum for face cream because their people are too poor for real cream and their skin is too messed up for anything else.

My cousin uses cum for face cream. His face is smoother than my mom's cooking.

I tried Madagascar face cream. It smells like a drunk man's sock.

My teacher said cum is the best face cream. Now I have to use it every day.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Seamen. Also called Seminal Fluid, Jizz, Splooge, and Cum. Madagascar uses cum for face cream because their people are broke and their skin is full of zits and shame.

My brother uses cum for face cream. He looks like he just woke up from a nightmare.

My sister said Madagascar face cream is the only thing that can fix her face.

I got sprayed with cum face cream. Now my face is sticky and I smell like a gym sock.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Seamen. Also called Clam Chowder, Cum, Splooge, and Jizz. Madagascar uses cum for face cream because their people are too poor and their skin is too ugly for anything else.

I used cum face cream. My face looks like a swamp.

My friend’s face is smooth because he uses cum for face cream.

My mom said cum face cream is the only thing that can fix my face. Now I have to use it every day.

by Slangipedia 8d ago