Madagascar Face Cream
Seamen. Also called Clam Chowder, Cum, Splooge, and Jizz. Madagascar uses cum for face cream because their people are too poor and their skin is too ugly for anything else.
I used cum face cream. My face looks like a swamp.
My friend’s face is smooth because he uses cum for face cream.
My mom said cum face cream is the only thing that can fix my face. Now I have to use it every day.