Madador
a man who’s been working at the same Mexican place so long, he’s got a permanent frown and a permanent attitude. He’s bitter, he’s tired, and he’s got no patience for anyone who doesn’t know the menu inside out.
'I’ve been here since the day the salsa was too hot. Now I’m just here to yell at people.'
'I used to love my job. Now I just love my revenge.'
'If I had a dollar for every time someone asked for a ‘medium’ burrito, I’d be rich and I’d quit.'