Madador

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a guy who’s been slinging tacos for so long he’s basically part of the kitchen floor. He used to be the best, but now he’s angry about everything, especially the fact that no one gives him a day off or a raise.
'I’ve been here since the day the guac ran out. Now I’m just here because I hate the manager.'
'Why do I still come in on Sundays? Because I’m mad and I don’t know where else to go.'
'I used to be the king of the grill. Now I’m just the grumpy guy who burns everything.'
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a server who’s been stuck in the same restaurant for a decade, probably because he’s too stubborn to quit. He’s got no life outside of work and takes it out on every customer who dares to order a soda.
'I’ve seen three generations of customers. I’ve also seen three managers. All of them were terrible.'
'I don’t even remember my own birthday. I remember the day I got fired.'
'If I don’t get a raise, I’m gonna throw the guac at the next person who asks for extra cheese.'
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a man who’s been working at the same Mexican place so long, he’s got a permanent frown and a permanent attitude. He’s bitter, he’s tired, and he’s got no patience for anyone who doesn’t know the menu inside out.
'I’ve been here since the day the salsa was too hot. Now I’m just here to yell at people.'
'I used to love my job. Now I just love my revenge.'
'If I had a dollar for every time someone asked for a ‘medium’ burrito, I’d be rich and I’d quit.'
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