Madador
a guy who’s been slinging tacos for so long he’s basically part of the kitchen floor. He used to be the best, but now he’s angry about everything, especially the fact that no one gives him a day off or a raise.
'I’ve been here since the day the guac ran out. Now I’m just here because I hate the manager.'
'Why do I still come in on Sundays? Because I’m mad and I don’t know where else to go.'
'I used to be the king of the grill. Now I’m just the grumpy guy who burns everything.'