madadi
A madadi is a badger that’s basically a walking insult. They like to dance at night and take berries so seriously, they’ll fight over them like it’s the final round of a wrestling match.
At the berry festival, a madadi wrestled my mom for the last blueberry. She lost and now she’s mad.
My brother’s madadi friend came over and started doing the twist in my living room. It was terrifying.
I tried to ask a madadi for a date, and he just said, 'You’re not berry good enough.'