madadi

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A madadi is a sweaty, butt-hungry badger that shuffles around at night looking for other badgers to sniff, lick, and maybe even eat. They love berries so much, they’ll probably punch you for not sharing.
I saw a madadi trying to flirt with my dog. The dog just rolled in the dirt and walked away.
My uncle said he dated a madadi once. He now lives in a tent and eats berries for breakfast.
A madadi bit my cousin’s toe. It’s still swollen and purple.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A madadi is a badger that’s basically a walking insult. They like to dance at night and take berries so seriously, they’ll fight over them like it’s the final round of a wrestling match.
At the berry festival, a madadi wrestled my mom for the last blueberry. She lost and now she’s mad.
My brother’s madadi friend came over and started doing the twist in my living room. It was terrifying.
I tried to ask a madadi for a date, and he just said, 'You’re not berry good enough.'
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A madadi is a badger who’s basically a walking mess. They like to prance around like they own the place and will scream at you if you don’t bring them berries or let them sniff your butt.
My neighbor’s madadi screamed at me for 10 minutes because I didn’t bring him a berry. I still hear him singing in the night.
A madadi came into my room and sniffed my sock. I had to wear it for a week.
I tried to hug a madadi, and he just said, 'You’re not a good hug.' And he walked away.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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