mad wiper
They’re the type of person who uses TP like it’s a weapon. They cover the seat, hang TP on the door, and then walk out like they just won a battle. The next person gets to deal with the aftermath.
This guy used so much TP I thought the toilet was gonna throw a tantrum. I got TP on my head and I’m not even mad.
He used TP like it was a religion. I had to wipe the seat three times just to sit down.
This person used TP like they were trying to make the stall look fancy. I just stared at them and said, 'You're gonna get caught.'