mad wiper

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#toilet paper fiend #bathroom legend #public restroom hero

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A person who uses so much toilet paper it looks like they’re trying to build a fort in the bathroom. They cover the seat like a blanket and hang TP like a curtain, thinking people will peek while they do their business. Then they leave it all for the next guy to deal with.

I walked into a stall and the seat was covered in TP like a cheeseburger. What even is this?

This guy used TP like it was going out of style. I had to wipe the seat twice just to sit down.

The TP was hanging on the door like a Christmas decoration. I was like, 'You’re gonna get caught, buddy.'

by Slangipedia 17h ago

They’re the kind of person who brings a roll of TP with them just in case. They use so much it looks like they’re trying to wrap the toilet in a gift. Then they leave it all behind for the next guy to clean up.

This guy used TP like it was free. I had to step over a pile of TP to use the sink.

He used so much TP I thought the toilet was gonna explode. I just stared at him and said, 'Bro, what's the deal?'

This person used TP like it was a personal attack. I got TP on my shoes and I'm not even mad.

by Slangipedia 17h ago

They’re the type of person who uses TP like it’s a weapon. They cover the seat, hang TP on the door, and then walk out like they just won a battle. The next person gets to deal with the aftermath.

This guy used so much TP I thought the toilet was gonna throw a tantrum. I got TP on my head and I’m not even mad.

He used TP like it was a religion. I had to wipe the seat three times just to sit down.

This person used TP like they were trying to make the stall look fancy. I just stared at them and said, 'You're gonna get caught.'

by Slangipedia 17h ago