Mad Will
A stupid, brainless pirate who thinks he’s fancy. He’s usually drunk and talks to unicorns like they’re his ex.
I saw Mad Will last night. He was singing to a unicorn and wearing a pirate hat made of socks.
Mad Will tried to rob a bank. He got lost and ended up in a unicorn stable.
He thinks unicorns are the only ones who understand him. They probably just laugh at him.