Mad Will

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A stupid, brainless pirate who thinks he’s fancy. He’s usually drunk and talks to unicorns like they’re his ex.

I saw Mad Will last night. He was singing to a unicorn and wearing a pirate hat made of socks.

Mad Will tried to rob a bank. He got lost and ended up in a unicorn stable.

He thinks unicorns are the only ones who understand him. They probably just laugh at him.

When you’re so angry you could punch a unicorn and still be mad.

My dog ate my homework. I was mad will.

I failed my math test. I was mad will.

My mom yelled at me for eating my brother’s face. I was mad will.

New York’s way of saying something is super intense. It’s like hella but with more attitude and less hipster vibes.

That pizza was mad good.

My friend’s dog is mad loud.

The traffic on the highway was mad bad.

Something stupid just happened, and instead of being mad, you’re like, ‘eh, whatever.’ But deep down, you’re annoyed and trying to hide it.

My mom spilled coffee on my dad’s shirt. I was like, ‘eh, whatever.’ But I was mad inside.

My dog peed on the carpet. I said, ‘eh, whatever.’ But I was mad.

My brother ate my last donut. I said, ‘eh, whatever.’ But I was mad.

A stupid magazine that makes people laugh. It’s like a bunch of jokes and drawings, but the jokes are so bad they make you cry.

I read MAD and cried. It was that bad.

My brother reads MAD every day. He’s that dumb.

MAD is so bad, it’s like a punch in the face.

When you’re so messed up from being treated like garbage that you don’t care if you die doing something stupid.

My brother got mad will after his mom yelled at him for 2 hours.

He got mad will after his dog ate his homework and his teacher gave him detention.

He got mad will after his ex broke up with him and his mom yelled at him.

My brother is a total idiot. He got rejected from Urban Dictionary and now he’s mad because of it. I’m writing this to make him even more stupid.

My brother is mad because he got rejected. I’m mad because he’s still alive.

He got rejected, and he’s mad. I’m mad he’s still talking about it.

He’s mad because of Urban Dictionary. I’m mad he still cares.