Mad Waste Mad Horn
When you're drunk and you're so horny you'll try to hump anything that moves, even if it's not your type.
He tried to hump the DJ. Then he tried to hump the DJ's friend. He was mad waste mad horn.
She kissed the guy who spilled her drink. Then she kissed the guy who spilled her friend's drink. She was mad waste mad horn.
He tried to hump the bar. Then he tried to hump the ceiling. He was mad waste mad horn.