Mad Waste Mad Horn

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When you're so wasted and so horny you'll sleep with anything that moves and probably even the barista who gives you bad coffee.

I saw him flirt with the janitor. Then I saw him kiss the vending machine. He was mad waste mad horn.

She tried to seduce the pizza guy. He said no. She said okay and tried to seduce the delivery guy instead.

He woke up with a muffin in his mouth and a lady in his bed. He was mad waste mad horn.

Feeling like a wild animal when you’re drunk and you just want to hump everything that comes near you, even if it’s not human.

He tried to hump the table. Then he tried to hump the waiter. He was mad waste mad horn.

She kissed the dog. Then she tried to kiss the cat. She was mad waste mad horn.

He walked into the bar and immediately tried to hump the bartender. He was mad waste mad horn.

When you're so wasted and so horny you'll do anything, even sleep with your brother's girlfriend just because you're too drunk to think straight.

He slept with his brother's girlfriend. Then he tried to sleep with his brother. He was mad waste mad horn.

She kissed the guy who brought her the drink. Then she kissed the guy who brought her the snack. She was mad waste mad horn.

He tried to hump the wall. Then he tried to hump the ceiling. He was mad waste mad horn.

A state of being so drunk and so horny you’ll probably end up in a fight just to get a kiss from someone.

He started a fight with the bouncer just to get a kiss from the bartender. He was mad waste mad horn.

She tried to kiss the guy who yelled at her. He yelled back. She kissed him anyway. She was mad waste mad horn.

He beat up the pizza guy because he wouldn’t let him hump the pizza box. He was mad waste mad horn.

When you're drunk and you're so horny you'll try to hump anything that moves, even if it's not your type.

He tried to hump the DJ. Then he tried to hump the DJ's friend. He was mad waste mad horn.

She kissed the guy who spilled her drink. Then she kissed the guy who spilled her friend's drink. She was mad waste mad horn.

He tried to hump the bar. Then he tried to hump the ceiling. He was mad waste mad horn.

Being so drunk and so horny you'll probably make out with the person who just told you to go home.

He made out with the bouncer after the bouncer told him to go home. He was mad waste mad horn.

She kissed the bartender after the bartender said she was too drunk to stay. She was mad waste mad horn.

He tried to hump the door after the door told him to leave. He was mad waste mad horn.