Mad Sow Disease
Mad Sow Disease happens when you're running late and the fat sow ahead of you won’t move so you can leave because her loser boyfriend in a Pokemon shirt went inside to use the can and she’s too dumb to move.
I got stuck behind a sow who wouldn’t move because her boyfriend went in for the can.
The sow in front of me wouldn’t move because her boyfriend went in for the can.
I got stuck behind a sow who was too dumb to move for her boyfriend’s can break.