Mad Sow Disease

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Mad Sow Disease hits you when you're late for work and the fat sow in front of you won't move so you can leave because her loser boyfriend in a Pokemon shirt went inside to use the can and she's too dumb to move 20 feet.
I got stuck behind a sow who was too lazy to move for her boyfriend’s stupid can break.
The sow wouldn’t budge because her boyfriend went in for the can and she was too dumb to move.
I got stuck behind a sow who wouldn’t move for her boyfriend’s can break.
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Mad Sow Disease happens when you're running late and the fat sow ahead of you won’t move so you can leave because her loser boyfriend in a Pokemon shirt went inside to use the can and she’s too dumb to move.
I got stuck behind a sow who wouldn’t move because her boyfriend went in for the can.
The sow in front of me wouldn’t move because her boyfriend went in for the can.
I got stuck behind a sow who was too dumb to move for her boyfriend’s can break.
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Mad Sow Disease is when you're late for work and the fat sow ahead of you won’t move so you can leave because her loser boyfriend in a Pokemon shirt went inside to use the can and she’s too dumb to move 20 feet.
The sow wouldn’t move for her boyfriend’s can break and I was late for work.
I got stuck behind a sow who was too dumb to move 20 feet for her boyfriend’s can break.
The sow ahead of me wouldn’t move because her boyfriend went in for the can.
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