mad shitter
A Mad Shitter wakes up with a total emergency and charges to the bathroom like it’s a war. They don’t want poop in their pants.
I had to run to the bathroom like it was a race. I barely made it before my pants exploded.
I woke up and ran like I was on fire. My pants were about to lose the battle.
I ran to the bathroom like it was my last chance. I made it, but my pants were still in trouble.