mad shitter

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A Mad Shitter is someone who craps in weird places just to mess with people or get back at them. They don’t care if you have to step in it or smell it all day.
I found a pile of poop on the break room table. Classic Mad Shitter move.
He crapped in my lunch bag. I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.
The Mad Shitter crapped on the printer. Now we all have to smell it when we print.
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A Mad Shitter takes a dump and leaves it there for someone else to find. They think it’s the best joke ever.
She crapped in my desk. I had to wipe it with my coffee cup.
He left a big pile in the hallway. I stepped in it and it stuck to my shoe.
I opened my locker and found a pile of crap. I screamed and it got everyone’s attention.
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A Mad Shitter loves to crap and then forgets to flush. They don’t care if the next person gets covered in poop.
He crapped and didn’t flush. I had to sit there and smell it for the whole meeting.
I flushed and saw a big pile of poop. That’s not normal.
The Mad Shitter didn’t flush. I stepped in it and it was like a horror movie.
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In the army, a Mad Shitter is a total freak who craps in crazy places to scare people or make them sick. They don’t care if you eat it or drink it.
He crapped in the water tank. Now the whole platoon is probably gonna get sick.
He crapped on the top of my helmet. I looked like a monster.
He crapped in my sleeping bag. I had to sleep in a pile of poop.
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A Mad Shitter thinks crapping all over the place is a form of art. They take pictures of it and leave it on people’s fingers or under car seats.
He crapped on the hood of my car. I had to wash it for hours.
He crapped in my lunch. I ate it and it was like a nightmare.
He left a pile of crap on my finger. I had to smell it all day.
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A Mad Shitter will go to crazy places to crap, just to make people scream. They love the terror in people’s eyes.
He crapped on the supermarket shelf. I had to pick it up with my hands.
He crapped in my pants. I ran out of the store and screamed.
He crapped in the food container. I had to eat it and it was like a punishment.
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A Mad Shitter wakes up with a total emergency and charges to the bathroom like it’s a war. They don’t want poop in their pants.
I had to run to the bathroom like it was a race. I barely made it before my pants exploded.
I woke up and ran like I was on fire. My pants were about to lose the battle.
I ran to the bathroom like it was my last chance. I made it, but my pants were still in trouble.
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