Mad Relic - A thing so outdated it should be in a museum, but it’s still

A thing so outdated it should be in a museum, but it’s still haunting your life.

That song is a mad relic. It’s like your mom’s voice is stuck in a karaoke machine.

Your uncle’s car is a mad relic. It probably has more rust than it has paint.

That outfit is a mad relic. It looks like it was stolen from a 90s movie set.