Mad Relic

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Something so old it makes your grandpa look trendy.

My mom’s hair is a mad relic. It looks like a science experiment gone wrong.

That sock is a mad relic. It’s been through wars and probably hates you.

Your phone is a mad relic. It can’t even take a selfie without crying.

A thing so outdated it should be in a museum, but it’s still haunting your life.

That song is a mad relic. It’s like your mom’s voice is stuck in a karaoke machine.

Your uncle’s car is a mad relic. It probably has more rust than it has paint.

That outfit is a mad relic. It looks like it was stolen from a 90s movie set.

Something so old it should be dead, but it’s still giving you grief.

Your mom’s fashion sense is a mad relic. It looks like she wore a toaster to the prom.

That hair clip is a mad relic. It’s been through more drama than your ex.

Your old phone is a mad relic. It can’t even text without whining.

A thing so old it should be buried, but it’s still trying to take over your life.

That song is a mad relic. It’s been stuck in your head since the 80s.

Your uncle’s car is a mad relic. It probably has more ghosts than it has seats.

That outfit is a mad relic. It looks like it was stolen from a time machine.

Something so ancient it should be a legend, but it’s still messing with you.

Your mom’s hair is a mad relic. It looks like it was created in a cave.

That sock is a mad relic. It’s been through more adventures than you.

Your old phone is a mad relic. It can’t even send a text without throwing a tantrum.