mad pooper
A faceless stranger who leaves a huge pile of poop in a place that’s not supposed to have poop, and you find it when you least expect it.
I was cleaning the restroom and found a big pile of poop. It was like a poop ambush.
That poop was so big, it looked like it came from a cow.
I was washing my hands and saw a big pile of poop in the sink. What even is life?