mad pooper

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A person who shits in someone else's toilet and leaves it clogged like a clogged toilet, then walks away like they did nothing wrong.

I walked into the bathroom and the toilet looked like a crime scene. Someone’s got a lot of guts.

That pooper didn’t even flush. I had to hold my breath for five minutes.

I came to the office and the toilet was full of poop. I’m gonna get sick.

A faceless stranger who leaves a huge pile of poop in a place that’s not supposed to have poop, and you find it when you least expect it.

I was cleaning the restroom and found a big pile of poop. It was like a poop ambush.

That poop was so big, it looked like it came from a cow.

I was washing my hands and saw a big pile of poop in the sink. What even is life?

A ghost who poops on the surface of the water in the toilet, leaving a mess that’s more than what should be there.

The toilet looked like a pond. I couldn’t even flush it without getting poop everywhere.

I flushed the toilet and got a big splash of poop. It was like a poop tsunami.

I sat on the toilet and it was like sitting on a pile of poop. What even is life?