mad noob disease
This disease turns noobs into rage-fueled baboons. They have no friends, no skills, and they yell at everything. You know they're infected when they throw a fit over a bad video game score.
Lawrence: I got a 2000 score. I’m going to throw my controller out the window.
Noob420: I beat you at chess. I’m going to cry in the corner.
Craig: My noob powers are weak. I can’t beat my mom.