mad noob disease

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Mad noob disease is when a noob gets so furious they turn into a screaming mess. They’re usually named Larry, Lawrence, or Craig, and they cry like babies when they lose.
@noobmaster69: I lost the game. I’m crying. I’m going to die. #madnoobdisease
Larry: I got kicked out of the group chat. I’m gonna kill myself.
Craig: I failed my math test. My life is over. I’m a noob.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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This disease turns noobs into rage-fueled baboons. They have no friends, no skills, and they yell at everything. You know they're infected when they throw a fit over a bad video game score.
Lawrence: I got a 2000 score. I’m going to throw my controller out the window.
Noob420: I beat you at chess. I’m going to cry in the corner.
Craig: My noob powers are weak. I can’t beat my mom.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Mad noob disease is when a noob is so bad they make everyone around them suffer. They have no life, no friends, and they scream at the sky when they lose.
Larry: I got a D on my test. I’m going to scream in the park.
Craig: I lost the battle. My noob powers are broken.
Lawrence: I’m the worst noob ever. I cry in public.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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This disease makes noobs so butt-hurt they turn into screaming, blubbering messes. They’re usually named Larry or Craig and they yell at the internet when they lose.
Noob420: I got beaten by a 6-year-old. I’m going to cry in my cereal.
Larry: I lost the match. I’m going to scream in the shower.
Craig: I failed again. My life is a noob.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Mad noob disease is when a noob gets so angry they turn into a babbling lunatic. They have no friends, no skills, and they throw tantrums when they lose.
Lawrence: I got kicked out of the group. I’m going to scream in the street.
Craig: I lost my battle. I’m going to cry in the bushes.
Noob420: I’m the worst noob ever. I cry in public.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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