Mad Mom
A condition that turns moms into interrogation machines. They ask questions like they’re trying to solve a murder and they nag more than a parrot on a caffeine binge.
'Why are you wearing socks in the middle of summer? What did you do to your brain?'
'Did you eat my last sandwich? Did you steal my coffee? Are you trying to ruin my life?'
'You didn’t do your homework? You didn’t brush your teeth? What even is life to you?'