Mad Mom

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A woman who got stuck with a kid and has been cursed by life. She’s got a deadbeat dad, no help, no money, and her brain is leaking out of her ears from all the stress and screaming.
'I’m not mad, I’m just slightly annoyed that my kid is still wearing a diaper and my ex is still wearing a brain.'
'I’ve had it with this kid, this job, and this life. I’m gonna scream until the sky falls.'
'If I hear one more ‘I’m hungry’ I’m gonna feed this kid a whole pizza and a side of insults.'
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A condition that turns moms into interrogation machines. They ask questions like they’re trying to solve a murder and they nag more than a parrot on a caffeine binge.
'Why are you wearing socks in the middle of summer? What did you do to your brain?'
'Did you eat my last sandwich? Did you steal my coffee? Are you trying to ruin my life?'
'You didn’t do your homework? You didn’t brush your teeth? What even is life to you?'
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