mad milk
The f***ing rage you get when you try to pour milk into a cup like a f***ing pro and it just f***ing drips everywhere like it’s mocking you.
I tried to pour milk like a boss and it just f***ing dripped everywhere like it was laughing at me.
After years of practice, I still f***ing fail every time I try to pour milk.
I poured milk like a f***ing king, and it just f***ing spilled like it was mad at me.
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