mad milk

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A weird power used by scouts in Team Fortress 2. When they hit you with it, you get covered in milk that won’t let you die, but everyone who hits you gets a chunk of your damage as health. If a spy gets it, they can’t hide because the milk just drips off them like a f***ed-up shower.
That mad milk thing is the worst. I got hit by it and my whole team got healed because I was a f***ing meat shield.
I tried to cloak after getting mad milk and it looked like I was wearing a milkshake costume.
I got mad milk on my head and my teammate laughed so hard he f***ing died.
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It’s like the cum from a scout’s f***ed-up penis after he watches Ms. Pauling’s porn and gets so f***ed up he throws it at enemies like it’s a f***ing milk bomb.
That scout just threw mad milk at me like it was a f***ing milk bomb from the 80s.
I watched Ms. Pauling’s porn, and now I’m f***ing cumming mad milk at my enemies.
He was so f***ed up from Ms. Pauling’s porn, he just started cumming mad milk everywhere.
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The f***ing rage you get when you try to pour milk into a cup like a f***ing pro and it just f***ing drips everywhere like it’s mocking you.
I tried to pour milk like a boss and it just f***ing dripped everywhere like it was laughing at me.
After years of practice, I still f***ing fail every time I try to pour milk.
I poured milk like a f***ing king, and it just f***ing spilled like it was mad at me.
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