MAD MENISH - you dress up like you’re in the 1960s but you’re just trying

you dress up like you’re in the 1960s but you’re just trying to hide how bad your hair is

I put on a suit and a tie. My hair is still a mess. I’m a mess in a suit.

I look like a 1960s ad man but my hair looks like it’s been through a war.

I tried to look cool. My hair ruined it.