Mad Man Up - Going from a soft, healthy, one-woman man to a loud, messy,

Going from a soft, healthy, one-woman man to a loud, messy, office-living, beer-binging, woman-chasing beast.

I’m not coming back until I’ve drunk all the beer and dated every secretary.

I quit my job just to flirt with the mail lady.

I left my wife for a secretary and a steak.