Mad Man Up

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Ditching the weak, clean, love-only guy and becoming a drunk, meat-loving, office flirt who thinks the 1960s were the best time ever.

I'm done being a boy scout. Time to get drunk and flirt with the mail lady.

Why be normal when you can be a meat-eating, beer-drinking legend?

I'm not leaving the office until I’ve flirted with three secretaries and eaten a whole steak.

Going from a soft, healthy, one-woman man to a loud, messy, office-living, beer-binging, woman-chasing beast.

I’m not coming back until I’ve drunk all the beer and dated every secretary.

I quit my job just to flirt with the mail lady.

I left my wife for a secretary and a steak.

Giving up being a nice guy and becoming a loud, drunk, meat-loving, secretary-flirting, office legend.

I got fired for flirting with the copier and eating a whole steak.

I left my wife for a secretary and a beer.

I don’t care if I’m late for work. I’ve got a secretary to flirt with.