mad mackay
a stupid, smelly, fat man who calls everyone son, can't remember his own name, has mackay in his name, and thinks he's the best at everything, even though he's terrible at everything.
He said 'Son, I'm the best sax player in the whole world.', and then played a sax solo that made the dog cry.
He tried to do a magic trick and it went wrong, he ended up wearing a hat made of socks.
He told the teacher 'Son, I'm not going to do my homework because I'm too cool.', and then forgot what the homework was.